16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via unplannedchild)